try the following:
button. Click it repeatedly, hitting the button harder each
time. Computers understand that. Better
yet, begin drinking Duvel.
After your third Duvel, SOMETHING will
appear. As Homer Simpson once said, no
function beer well without.
you typed the page
address in the
Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL
user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in
click the Tools menu, and then click Internet
On the Connections tab, click Settings.
you're running Windows, there's absolutely no chance that you'll
resolve anything. Too bad you can't buy a non-Windows
- If your Network
Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover
network connection settings. If you actually have a Network
Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's
what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
Detect Network Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and
resolve no problems whatsoever.
you do, don't try a different
browser. That would make Bill Gates mad.
- Some sites require
stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a patch will be shortly
available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to
reach a secure
site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools
menu, and then click Internet Options. Change
want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number
- Click the Back button to try
link. Yes, let's go with that: try another link. One that actually
exists, for instance.
Jim Van Damme at 315-339-2143 and ask
him where the heck the page went to.
is lost somewhere